Because I said so. That’s why.
July 20, 2010 at 11:16 am 20 comments
I woke up feeling bossy today. Maybe it had to do with two claims from my insurance company regarding my car. My car, while I was not in it. My car, while it was driven by someone besides my husband or me.
I feel the need to say it like it is. These are not all necessarily directed at my teens – some are general statements regarding youth.
I’ll be back to normal blogging next post. Until then, I have some advice…
- I have read many reports about teens and sleep. Your school district doesn’t care. You need to get up and go to school and start at 7:15. I’m not homeschooling you – adjust.
- If you make a mess, clean it up. Your mother does indeed work here and she’s sick of it.
- I know you need a car. I need a raise. I didn’t get one last year and I won’t get one this year. I’m not Jesus. You can ask but you may not receive.
- Stop expecting every day to be a good time. Most days in the life of an adult are mediocre. That’s okay – it’s normal.
- High school lasts four years – your reputation can last a lifetime. Remember that and act accordingly.
- Using the F-word as every part of English speech doesn’t make you cool or tough; it makes you an offensive idiot.
- Everyone has a story and you probably only know a small part of it. Try not to be judgemental.
- You don’t have to like everyone but you have to try to be nice. It does matter, believe me.
- If we didn’t make mistakes, we would learn nothing. Life is a learning process. A long one. Pay attention.
- Adversity can make you bitter or better. Choose wisely.
- Get a blog. Type out your frustrations. It’s good for you. Tell me your web address and I’ll subscribe.
- Tell you mom that you love her at least once a week. Moms like that sort of thing.
- Believe in things that you cannot see, like love and forgiveness.
- Don’t turn on a red when the other person turning has an arrow. It can be expensive.
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Christine | July 20, 2010 at 11:55 am
Though I am a regular user of the f-bomb, I agree will all of what you said!
And for your kids reading – I’m 30, I’ve earned the right to swear like a sailor. You don’t get to. Your mother says.
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Blogbrarian | July 20, 2010 at 1:05 pm
My record is not exactly perfect on this one either. However, it’s WHO you say this in front of that matters. Saying it at the library in front of a mom and her young children is a bad idea. Using it in public in every other sentence is a bad idea. Sitting around with your buddies privately swearing MIGHT be okay. I just think kids need to think a little more before they use it. I won’t judge you, Chris. I’m sure you’re very judicious.
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Christine | July 20, 2010 at 3:49 pm
I love that! I totally want a tee shirt that says “Uses F-bomb judiciously!”
I <3 Amy!
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Blogbrarian | July 20, 2010 at 10:27 pm
You can design your own t-shirts at Cafe Press. I’ll buy one too. After all, it’s true, right? Love you too!!
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Stef | July 20, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Amy–I love this post. It reminds me of a graduation speech written by Mary Schmich from the Chicago Tribune. It starts out, “Wear sunscreen. ” If you have a minute one day, check it out:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/chi-schmich-sunscreen-column,0,4054576.column
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Blogbrarian | July 20, 2010 at 1:06 pm
I remember that speech! Wasn’t Mary wise?
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Blogbrarian | July 20, 2010 at 1:09 pm
Wish I would have listened better about the sunscreen.
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thelisas | July 20, 2010 at 2:19 pm
I tried to get thelisas killed yesterday turning on red – my red – my red LEFT-turn arrow, hence other people’s very green light. I was unsuccessful in this murder-suicide attempt.
Scratch ‘talking to live people’ from the list of activities I can safely do while driving. I believe this leaves me with:
breathing
blinking &
swallowing (spit, nothing else)
You would have been proud of TOL, she didn’t even drop the f-bomb.
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Blogbrarian | July 20, 2010 at 10:05 pm
You were very judicious, TOL. I’m proud of you. I might have dropped an F-bomb while apparently meeting my maker. I feel better that turning left on a red light while the other person has the green arrow happens to 30 somethings too.
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thelisas | July 20, 2010 at 10:36 pm
30-somethings, good one!
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Lisa | July 20, 2010 at 9:11 pm
So, I have decided to try bitter for a while, even though I am aware it is not the wise decision. Hope I smarten up soon.
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Blogbrarian | July 20, 2010 at 10:05 pm
Bitter is the new black, isn’t is Lisa?
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thelisas | July 20, 2010 at 10:39 pm
(quit trying to hide, TOL, our anonymous twin gravatars is a dead giveaway)
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Circ Lady | July 21, 2010 at 6:33 pm
I love your bullet points and wish I could re-wind time and give them to my son in his high school years. He’s bigger and heavier than me now!
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Blogbrarian | July 21, 2010 at 7:03 pm
Thanks! He can still tell him mom that he loves her. You’re never too old to do that.
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granny1947 | July 22, 2010 at 5:16 am
Lovely list.
I would add just one.
Mom’s are human…live with it!
Teenagers…shudder.
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Blogbrarian | July 26, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Amen. On all counts.
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Emily | July 23, 2010 at 10:05 am
Love the blog. Oldest son is now 21 and has been really great most of this summer – including cooking dinner when asked. (I may never be able to retire from work, but I have retired from cooking!)
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Blogbrarian | July 26, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Thank you, Emily. When I grow up, I am retiring from cooking too.
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